I'm not saying that the Mona Lisa isn't a good painting, I'm just saying that she isn't very hot. I mean, honestly, have you seen her? Her nose is gigantic. That's a beak if I've seen it.
What was Da Vinci thinking? She has the jawline of tiger shark. It's awful. And what on earth is she wearing? I think she hates everything I love. Look at her face. She's looking for a fight, and I know it. You know what? Bring it, Mona. Your last name is a first name as far as I'm concerned.
I bet you her father was a bearded man. That's where she got the genetics from for her own beard. Now, you might be thinking that the Mona Lisa is a "timeless piece of art" or a "shining example of 16th century art", but you would be wrong. Why? Because Da Vinci couldn't even find an attractive woman to paint. That should tell you about the state of Italy at the time. And the fact that Da Vinci was lazy. Move to France, genius. There has to be good looking women there. Or a capabarra or something you could paint.
But I digress.
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