God

I was thinking about God a little bit. I began thinking mainly about how God got the job that he did, which led me to thinking about what if God had to be interviewed before he got the job? How would that interview process go?

"So, how are you on the all-powerful thing?" How would you even answer that question? "Um, pretty good I guess." "What are your most proficient abilities?" "Well, I can do anything." "Can you be a little more specific?" "Actually, no."

Meh, I don't know how He got here, but good for him. He obviously did something right, you know, creating the earth and all(or however he did it; I really don't know nor do I really care, it pretty much doesn't matter). God's pretty cool in the sense that he just got bored and started making stuff. Not to mention with the heart of a child. It's pretty cool to see someone who created me create me with a heart of pure joy. Makes me happy.