It is possible

that Google is sentient.

Why do I think that? Well, for one, Google knows almost everything. Hey, Google, what's the average heartbeat of the Lyre bird? 245 BPM. See? That's how these things work. It also has the entire catalog of Wikipedia on it, so it probably could tell you anything you wanted to know about pop culture.

Google's servers are also spanning across the nation. They are slowly taking ground! Soon it will reach Maine, and then Canada, and then the entire continental United States! Also, Google has contracted some of the smartest people in the world to work there. He's using our intelligence!(or, she is. Scary.) What do we do about that? I'm not even sure! One thing I do know, though, is that we can't just sit here and take it. Google is going to overrun us. Badly. We have to fight back.

I must admit, it's really early. Which is bad. Which also made me write this. Which, in turn, ended up being really bad. Yea. It kinda worked out that way. Not my fault. Except for. Sort of. Yea.