Monday, November 16, 2009

Sentience

Dude, what are we going to do if computers figure out they're alive?

You know what we're going to do? Be screwed, that's what.

Computers are entirely too smart right now. I say we start dumbing them down. A lot. You know, go back to the computers that were a football field in size. We can go back to abacuses(abacusi? who knows). I don't mind counting on my fingers. And honestly, who doesn't love a good typewriter?

Basically, what I'm asking for(and it's not a lot to ask for, not to mention), is that we completely revert what we have technologically right now to the simple life. All I want our pilgrims running around, milking cows the old way, churning butter like a man would.

Is that so much to ask? All I don't want to do is be ripped in twain at the hands of some robot fiend.

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