Snuggies

You know what I've decided? The inventors of Snuggies are geniuses(geniusi?). Why do I say this? I will tell you, ol' chap.

First of all, somehow, they have managed to market a robe that you turn inside out, and sell it for 20 dollars. Successfully. If that isn't amazing I don't know what is. Also, the marketing techniques they have used are ridiculous. "You can work and it will keep you warm!" I'm entirely certain that isn't true. Have you ever tried to parse a line of code in an obese man's Oxford? The Snuggie follows the same rules that fat people clothes follow. You don't want to wear them, ever, but people will still buy them.

Also, I'm fairly certain that snuggies make you invincible. Have you ever seen anyone die in a Snuggie? I don't think so. Point proven right there. Want me to prove it more(no.)? I'm pretty sure Superman's cape is a snuggie with the sleeves cut off, and he is easily the most invincible substance next to Teflon and a New Orleans phone book pre-Katrina.

As I was trying to say, they will soon take over the world, so be ready to be consistently warm in a nice environment for 20 dollars.