Facebook is for chumps. What was that? Me breaking the rules of societal norms? Here me out.
The first thing you always see when you log onto facebook is some guy talking about how his mom had to take the dog to the groomer or some junk. And then below that is 58 posts about Farm Town, and then some ripoff of farm town called Aquarium-God-Knows-What.
Facebook is effectively making a chump out of all of us. And farmtown is taking all of our money on those credit card deals that look legit but apparently or not(or so says my credit statement, dangit.) People just post crap all day about whatever. I HATE whatever.
So how do we fix this? Bomb facebook from outerspace. I know that sounds a little bit much, but hear me out. Then we don't have to address the real problems like adults and we can move on with our lives? Doesn't that sound nice? Moving on with our lives? I wanna do that. So the plan is, blow up facebook, and then get a nice cup of tea and watch "It's a Wonderful Life" on AMC. Deal?
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