"23One Sabbath Jesus was going through the grainfields, and as his disciples walked along, they began to pick some heads of grain. 24The Pharisees said to him, "Look, why are they doing what is unlawful on the Sabbath?"
25He answered, "Have you never read what David did when he and his companions were hungry and in need? 26In the days of Abiathar the high priest, he entered the house of God and ate the consecrated bread, which is lawful only for priests to eat. And he also gave some to his companions."
27Then he said to them, "The Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath. 28So the Son of Man is Lord even of the Sabbath"I'm going to take a little while to narrate what's going on here, in simple and modern terms.
So Jesus is out on the field, and his disciples are all like "Man, I'm hungry, man." And the Pharisees, cause you know they are haters, came up and were all like "Man, you can't have the munchies on the sabbath, man. You're breaking all sorts of tariff laws."
But Jesus ain't a fool. So he gets out there and says "Yo, haven't you heard that my boy(and ancestor) David ate the bread that only priests can eat." And then he was all like "So don't be hating when a man wants a sammich or six, aight? We ain't no chumps. Saturday was made us for us, mayne."
And that's pretty much my extent of cool lingo. I hope I made my point as distinctly as I possibly could, because it's not gonna get any better than that.
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