Things I might never do. Maybe.

I'll probably won't have a fancy dinner on Mt. Everest. Bear Grylls did, though. Because he's crazy. I doubt I'll have more then 3 kids. Names get confusing around there. I don't think I'll ever exchange my heart for that of a lion's. Unless you mean metaphorically. I will probably not work as an accountant. Too much brain work. Not that I mind math. I don't think I'll ever be in a cage fight, although that would be pretty awesome. I probably won't ever have a jerry curl. I don't think I'll be addicted to gambling. I will probably never read the book Great Expectations backwards. Charles Dickens just isn't my type of writer. I don't think I will be a doctor. I don't think I'll ever go on one of those beer cruises that have unlimited alcohol. You know those like 80oz steaks? I don't think I'll ever eat an entire one. I don't think I will have a job in the chemistry department. I probably won't ever sell vacuums door to door, but I would totally wear a bowtie if I did. I don't think I will ever shake hands with Peewee Herman, or ever want to for that matter. I will never break the sound barrier. I probably won't be the major cause of declining agriculture in the next 100 years. I don't think I will ever sumo wrestle. Or get into a slap fight with a failed vice presidential candidate. Or be caught in quicksand. I doubt I will have to maneuver myself through the Amazonian rainforest. Or slander Madonna for quick cash. I will probably never invent the cotton gin. I won't aid the Swedes in taking over Egypt.